Beach Foam Baby
Anonymous asked:  Gah Phoenix my weed dealers out of town and I really want to calm down, send me your calming vibes of gayness over the internet please. 


awww I hate when that happens, I just moved to a new town so I barely have any dealers :( take a hot bubble bath and listen to music and think gay thoughts, take care of yourself baby ~

Literally no one on the planet would ever send this message to someone….except themselves.

Jenny Holzer, Living Series


reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich


*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

its too real
"Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you’ve about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don’t just pursue happiness, catch it."
Eric Idle (via tendertoes)


My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

"it me"
me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

the best show I’ve ever been to.