Beach Foam Baby
Anonymous asked:  Gah Phoenix my weed dealers out of town and I really want to calm down, send me your calming vibes of gayness over the internet please. 

neoliberalismkills:

awww I hate when that happens, I just moved to a new town so I barely have any dealers :( take a hot bubble bath and listen to music and think gay thoughts, take care of yourself baby ~

Literally no one on the planet would ever send this message to someone….except themselves.


Jenny Holzer, Living Series

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

gatorbiscuits:

*drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison

its too real
"Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you’ve about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don’t just pursue happiness, catch it."
Eric Idle (via tendertoes)

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

"it me"
me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)
h0waminotmyself:

the best show I’ve ever been to.